You just made me feel so damn special
Everything about him screamed your future.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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