Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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