The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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