Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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