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Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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