lets start a swedish sibling band together
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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