There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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