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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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