there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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