This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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