And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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