real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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