no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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