doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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