Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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