He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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