My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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