Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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