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(649): View more from Turks & Caicos

So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.

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(208): View more from Idaho

you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"

(239): View more from Florida

I am the fairy godmother of the drink.

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(650): View more from California

You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?

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(571): View more from Virginia

Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"

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(602): View more from Arizona

I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.

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(850): View more from Florida

You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?

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