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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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