I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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