wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
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