i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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