ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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