I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
