Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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