She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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