let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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