Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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