we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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