4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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