Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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