I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It's shark week go big or go home
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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