I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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