Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
im having a threesome with these popsicles
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You ate ashes out of my bong
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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