think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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