So drunk, too bad you don't want this
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
So here I am, sexting at work.
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