I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My feet surprised me
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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