We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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