My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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