You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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