Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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