they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
