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(212): View more from New York

where am i from again

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i love accidental penises.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd

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lock that shit down

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(516): View more from New York

he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.

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(305): View more from Florida

She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.

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(301): View more from Maryland

soooo we both peed the bed last night...

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(936): View more from Texas

So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward

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(407): View more from Florida

I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Everyone got an underage but her

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How'd she get out of it?!

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She hid in the FUCKING DRYER

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