update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
handjob tips. give me some.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I am mentally ready for anal.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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