so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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