he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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