Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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