It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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