There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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