dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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